Aug 30-Sept 6
One could easily argue that Dreams is the most beautiful property of all of Cancun. Surrounded on all three sides by water you can experience the tranquility of the northern shore, the fierce waves at the lighthouse, or the soft sand beaches and smooth tides of the eastern shore all at this resort. If that is not enough, Dreams has its own man made lagoon. With such natural resources, Dreams is a property ripe for a King and expectations are high, maybe too high.
Like an over budgeted movie with a famous director. The final product of Dreams is not that it is all that bad, it is not, but you cannot escape the empty feeling in your stomach of what this magnificent property could have been or maybe one day will be. It is this feeling of frustration and slight dissatisfaction you may have during your trip. Whether it be the old structures, poor paint jobs, poor drainage or Asian food that makes panda express look gourmet. Nothing is bad; it’s just not that good.
FOR DREAMS IF YOU ARE READING: Less salty food - I love salt, but come on. Please fix the sushi rice. The elevator bell in the tower is LOUD get rid of it (no OSHA here). Drainage problems in the tower (clean with baking soda and vinegar please!). Convert the swamp to a sandy bottom at least by the shore so PEOPLE CAN USE IT! The grass is nasty - this is not a natural habitat!!! You may notice no one uses your swamp? Or turn the swamp into a pool (you would have the best pool in Cancun) or AT THE VERY LEAST add some pretty fish…
Here are some thoughts:
Food: First, I have to say I was looking forward to the Japanese restaurant. But in the end, I missed my local Sushi Boy and Panda Express. The kitchen manager must know that you cannot cook Japanese Rice without a cover (this is not Uncle Ben’s rice), - that you cannot use the same white rice that you eat for dinner, as the sushi rice. (yes, you use less water in sushi rice so when you fan in the vinegar it doesn’t get mushy with the extra liquid). Sushi rice should look like little pearls, not a white slab of rice bits. Also you will find the egg rolls at the buffet – all you can eat.
The other restaurants were fine but everywhere seemed to favor one spice in particular - SALT. I know that over salting food makes people eat less, but I hate to think that someone at Dreams is that insidious and I will blame it again on the bad kitchen manager. Salt and hot weather does not make a happy eater. Overall, seaside Grill was my favorite.
Wait staff – The lunch crew with the exception of the hostess who never smiles was our favorite. They were very nice. I think there were less people at lunch so they could pay more attention to us. Tipping is unnecessary unless you want to make an extra friend along your “honeymoon”…
Tired of the salty food, one night, I ate at LaDistelleria, I enjoyed it.
Shopping: Everything is marked way up. It’s hard. After bargaining for an hour getting a great deal at $40.00 you will find the same thing down the road for $10.00. Go figure? Silver is everywhere. Know your Silver prices; if you don’t, you will get ripped off. Showing your girlfriend or wife you know what you are doing is points! Bracelets that shoud cost $7.00, start at $50.00 when you ask, and you stupidly think you are getting a good deal bargaining them down to $20.00. What a waste of time. On the flip side, some really nice designs exists, so if you know how much silver costs per gram you may be able to get good workmanship. If you don’t know the difference between 95 silver and 98 silver don’t buy… The name brand stores like Rolex and Gucci did not have great prices, but they did have a selection of items you may not have at your local retailer. Liquor - duty free or Walmart Cancun.
Property: It is an older property. Drainage problems so I had to cover the drain in the bathroom. The view from the Ocean side pyramid, to me, is just as nice as the view from the ocean view tower. In fact, in some ways it is nicer. The pyramid swamp view is a little less nice unless you get the north side away from the pool and not on the ground level. I would pay for an ocean view or upgrade, but check out your room first.
Bars: Very good liquor and lots of bars. My friends 12 year old Black Label and 12 year old Chivas, made me very happy. Also has Jack Daniels, Bacardi and Tanquary - Reposado was also good. If you enjoy good alcohol you should feel at home here. I like the lobby bar, they play music at night and the bar by Oceana. The bar in the Tower is great if you want to drink by yourself. There are a lot of people by the pool bar if you like that atmosphere. Ask the bar tenders for some fun drinks and they will make some interesting stuff.
Snorkeling: Yes, you can snorkel here! They actually have snorkel rentals. I would suggest you go EARILY OR LATE when no one is there as the fish go away when it gets crowded. Don’t expect too much, but it was enough to keep us busy for an hour or so. The main problem is that the swimming areas are roped off and someone will whistle at you to come back in, but unlike the US, they really don’t care if you listen to them or not so swim and enjoy - you rebel. The north side has bigger fish like blow fish and pike fish. The Tower side had some prettier yellow fish. If you really want some adventure you have to GO OUT OF the roped area and sneak a dip by the lighthouse. If you have kids, you can snorkel in the swamp also, but wear water shoes. In general, since there is a lot of water grass you may want water shoes anyway. Snorkeling is not the best but definetly something to do and was good enough for us. Go to Cozumel if you want real Wow! snorkling.
Pool: Small but fun. Lots of people drinking and playing volleyball.
Swamp: This is one feature that I don’t understand. It could be the Crown of Dreams, instead it is a grassy wasteland. As stated before… Please do something with the swamp. i.e. convert the swamp to a SANDY bottom (at least by the shore) so PEOPLE CAN USE IT! The grass is nasty - this is not a natural habitat!!! You may notice no one uses your swamp? I saw 8 people use it in 5 days. Or turn the swamp into a pool (you would have the best pool in Cancun) or AT THE VERY LEAST add some pretty fish… What could be the best feature of this location is simply an oddity…
What I liked: From my complaints you would think I did not like Dreams. But the truth is, I blame myself. I let the “what should have been” ruin the really nice 3 ¾ star accommodations. What I should have done is accept Dreams for what it is and I would have enjoyed the best beaches in Cancun and a great Ocean view room - unlimited food, room service and top shelf drinks, live entertainment and had a wonderful time. The water was great and the alcohol was great. The relaxing atmosphere and close proximity to the town, bars and shops. Walking distance to all the major clubs and just a little further for some of the malls. It is truly an incredible location. In the end what makes dreams is not what it is, but what it could be… If you go here, don’t make my mistake and wonder, just enjoy a truly amazing property…