I have never seen a place like this in my life, what a dump. The air con doesnt exist despite the website saying it does, along with the toiliet seat. The cleaner stole my trainers. The windows dont actually shut - great if you want to come home with nothin -. The door chain can be opened by a 3 year old kid and is basically made of paper nb we had to barricade our door with the table and luggage holder. The shower floor feels like an earthquake the fact that i nearly fell through was fun and dont even think you gonna get clean from the muddy cold water. The matress protectors had all sorts of stains and there were no sheets, but i dont wanna bring back memories of that. The staff were as helpful as a brick wall and not only did they not speak english they couldnt understand spanish either, who knows what they spoke. The breakfast consisted of brown melon and a can of cherryade, and an interesting stew that appeared as though the chef had brougt it up after a night on the town. Dont even think about using the jacuzzis unless you wanna catch something, they consist of ash, leaves and mud, no water, starnge you may think for a jaccuzi. Make sure you take a visit to the reception toiliet, a nose peg will be required and it is unusable because the slightest little bit more liquid would over flow all kinds of mess. Nice. But despite all this we did make some close friends with the cockroaches and insects that slept with us, and two of the noisiest yet slowest fans in the world
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