This hotel would be fine for a bunch of college friends who just want a place to crash and aren't too concerned with cleanliness or comfort -- I would have been okay with it at that age and stage in my life. But if you're looking for anything halfway decent, book somewhere else.
Our topsheet had what appeared to be bloodstains on it; the bottom sheet had a yellowish stain shaped like utah and another brownish one that was more of a Pollock design. The towels were brown, and you could still see the stains on them through (or over) the brown color. The toilet leaked onto the floor. The shower was weak and pond-y smelling and had a very, very slow drain. So slow that by the end of the shower you were sloshing around in an ankle bath of your own foul stew. The balcony was varnished with something brown and sticky that smelled like feet when it got hot. The hard, unforgiving mattress lacked a mattress pad and was covered in just a thin, stained sheet too small for it (the twin sheet was laid sideways across and didn't reach the bottom). There was no blanket, just a narsty coverlet, which made for cold sleeping since we didn't want to touch the bloodstained topsheet. The bed was a full, though we'd booked a king. There was no remote control for the TV, and no way to adjust the air conditioning.
The maid was very nice and I guess she did the best she could with what she had to work with, because the room itself was clean and tidy. The staff in general was okay but seemed resigned to the fact that they were catering mostly to drunken college kids, so it wasn't like they were going to get all excited or go out of their way. On our first day at the hotel, an "argument" occurred in the lobby between the desk clerk and a young woman. Trip Advisor won't let me say what the "argument" involved, but it was not "family-friendly." There was also a large number of aged nudists at the hotel. A casual trip to the balcony or beach provides an eyeful of elderly parts. I believe such a site would be disturbing to some children. I know it freaked me out.
Interestingly, the grounds and pool were immaculate. On our last day a guy was manicuring the lawn edges with scissors. The beach, however, was pretty skeezy -- trash and butts (cigarette and elderly) littered the sand, and the water was kind of weedy. A disreputable-looking restaurant extends into the beach, for the indiscriminating gourmand.
There are other, nicer hotels nearby, but they didn't have much going on, and there didn't seem to be anything within walking distance other than a convenience store on site which resembled the afterlife waiting room in Beetlejuice but was staffed by someone who didn't mock me (to my face) when I failed to understand the difference between "push" and "pull" in my battle with the door, so that's something.
The whole experience was kind of funny for us and not too upsetting because we're not the types to get upset about a hotel unless it has bedbugs or something, and we were only there to sleep, but it was really strikingly sketchy. We didn't catch anything from it (as far as we know), and although we were pretty sore and tired from trying to sleep on that hard little bed, I suppose it was fine to crash in for a couple of nights, but I would never, ever stay there again.






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