Well we finally went to Desire. I little nervous about our first "spicy" vacation. The trip from Toronto was uneventful, the cab ride from the airport to the resort was nice and short. Check in was pleasant enough, although they would not give us a room a couple of hours early and made us wait the two hours before they gave us a room key. Apparently other people I spoke with said they were VERY strict about this, somewhat strange as they tout themselves as a four star resort.
Anyway we changed at the spa and went off to have some lunch. Probably the worst meal of the day. We found that the breakfast & dinner were significantly better. The lunch buffet was not very good, the food was kinda like the Home Town Buffet quality. One thing we really disliked were all the nude people roaming around the restaurant...nothing against nude people but not in a restaurant.
After lunch we went to the infamous beach beds, had no problem getting one from the beach concierge. Lay there for the next few hours remembering why we had come here in the first place. The drinks in general were not as good as what we had experienced at Grand Lido. In general they were not cold enough and the warm drinks would melt the ice and get watered down, don't even try to get a soft drink they were horrible. Our favourite drink the Pina Colada was somewhat of a dissapointment.
The Japanese restaurant was probable the best, open only for dinner. The others were pretty good but started to get tiring by our third day.
All in all it was pretty good trip. Some pretty wild people, almost all of them pretty nice. Some however did not want to waste their time with you once they found out you were not in the "lifestyle". If you are going there to relax in a sexually charged atmosphere and are prepared for an eyeful you will not be disappointed. I thought there theme parties were pretty good. The resort tried to make it fun for everyone. The roof top Jacuzzi, oh well you need to go see that for yourself, suffice to say it was not something I would get into again ; )
The service was very good in general, they work quite hard to make your stay pleasant. One thing I did not like was tipping was strongly encouraged. Even the band made a plea to tip the staff saying they need the money. My point is that at $500/night all inclusive the hotel should take care of its own and not expect the guests to fork over more money. We did notice a difference in service level depending on who you tipped. People tipping for the beach beds were definately getting better beds etc. For what you get I would say the hotel is definately way overpriced. Having said that I'm glad I went to see what it was about but I don't think I would be back at these prices.
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