Let's start by saying this. The bad reviews of this hotel must be coming from people who would not be satisfied regardless of the conditions and treatment.
I was confused about several of the Gran Melia bad reviews, but booked anyway when an RCI rep talked me into changing my vacation dates and trying this resort. She said she stayed there and it was the best resort on the strip. She was spot on accurate. The beach is nearly pristine. By far the best on the strip. I know because my wife and I walked several miles of the hotel zone beachfronts. Yes, there are some rocks, maybe about the size of a basketball, and I did see one large boulder. People, its not a pool. If you don't like a rock or two, swim in one of the beautiful pools on the property. My wife and I had very little trouble getting a palapa, although some days we waited a bit. As for waiting to get a drink brought to you on the beach at the pool, your HAVING a drink BROUGHT to you. Whats your hurry? It'll get there. This is a laid back society.
The price of the food at dinner, in my opinion wasn't that bad at the resort. Your on vacation. It's going to be a bit more than your going to spend locally. The meals we did eat at the resort were really good. Breakfast was very expensive, so my wife and I took advantage of the little market/deli on premise. good coffee, fruit and baked goods. There are many good establishments in the plazas, including american cuisine.
Now for the stairs. Outside the lobby there are exactly 60 stairs leading to ground level. not a big deal. I walked them twice a day. Buy bottled water at the 7-11. It's only @ $1.15 for 1.5 liters. The cabs are pricey, but the bus is only @ 65 cents on week days and 75 cents Fri, Sat, and Sun. They run the whole strip on both sides and are an adventure in and of themselves. But pay attention, because the drivers aren't exactly going to let you know your at your desired destination.
The parasailing is great. I suggest using FLY vs. Aquaworld. FLY has harnesses and can be booked through Expedia in the hotel lobby. Aquaworld has a big lounge chair thing you ride in and you can't see much. Book a tou to Isla Mujeres at the hut in the north pool area. Do the snorkeling, you won't be disappointed.
The check-in was smooth as silk. Tell the timeshare people you own 1 or 2 even if you don't and that your not interested in their spiel and they will generally not bother you. The staf is very accomodating and friendly and the lounge is great. The drinks are pricey, but the entertainment and ambiance make up for it. Our room was a lagoon view and was very nice and very clean. The mint on the pillow is always a nice touch. I never met a rude person the entire stay, including staff, guests and locals.
Down around plaza forum gets a little seady after 9:30 or so, because of the night clubs, but overall, the people don't bother you too much. And, if you go near the flea markets, expect everyone to invite you to buy in their shops. ALways try to bargain i the flea markets and little shops. Be a hard sell and you'll get rewarded. There is no dickering in the Resort shops.
As for ruins, there is a small ruin on the strip and several within a 45 minute to 2 hour bus ride. If you've never been, don't miss Chichen Itza.
In closing; it's vacation, people. Relax and enjoy. And start out knowing you will pay more for some things and wait a few minutes for some services, as the people are laid back. I waited 20 minutes for my check at Carlos and Charlies, because the waiter was dancing with other patrons. So what. If you have any questions on anythin I left out of my long winded review, contact me and I'll try to clarify.

















